
I went to a party dressed as a stuffed olive.

I am very ugly and need to go into an ugly home. In fourteen days the summer hols will be over and then it will be back to Stalag 14 and Oberfuhrer Frau Simpson and her bunch of sadistic 'teachers'. I have a three-year-old sister who may have peed somewhere in my room. I have one of those under-the-skin spots that will never come to a head but lurk in a red way for the next two years. There are six things very wrong with my life: 1. Louise is an international bestselling author and her books can't fail to make you laugh out loud. Now repackaged in a gorgeous new paperback and looking even fabber than ever. Brilliantly funny, teenage angst author Louise Rennison's first book about the confessions of crazy but lovable Georgia Nicolson.
